Friday, 25 May 2012

I saw a man at the Olympics...

...carrying a long, thin piece of carbon fibre.
'Are you a pole vaulter?' I asked.
'No, I am a German,' he replied, 'but how did you know my name is Walter?'

It has occurred to me that I am spending the Queen's Diamond Jubilee weekend in *cough* athletic endeavour, so just to be perverse, during the Olympics I shall be holding a street party.

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